Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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