Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm passing your future prison.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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