Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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