So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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