i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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