i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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