I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?