It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween