We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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