But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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