Fuck appropriateness.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
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He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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