And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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