Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
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