Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
