I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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