I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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