so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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