Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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