it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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