thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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