I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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