If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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