Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
