Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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