So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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