When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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