Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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