I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He did a backflip because drugs
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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