I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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