How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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