C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Be still, my beating vagina.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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