wake up i wanna do it froggy style
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize