when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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