i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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