I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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