STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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