Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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