dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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