I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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