The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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