No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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