That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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