she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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