Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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