Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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