TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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