ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
A+ Viking dick
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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