belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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