Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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