i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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