is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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