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(813): View more from Florida

I'm fucking your sister right now.

(1-813): View more from Florida

You motherfucker

(813): View more from Florida

She's next.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain

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(614): View more from Ohio

I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner

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(847): View more from Illinois

I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face

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(732): View more from New Jersey

hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week

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(319): View more from Iowa

You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture

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(360): View more from Washington

Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.

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happy birthday!

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