There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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