the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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