We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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