Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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