Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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