Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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